John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
by thattransitguy June 13, 2021

Can be miles longer tthan just an alleyway width, with binoculars and spools. Can be balled in to fists and "devil's hands." Can also be threaded through walls and windowsills.
by Drug torture victim December 6, 2019

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

The act of lifting up your foreskin, and lining your head with Zyn Pouches. Then enclosing it within your foreskin.
by TheBigGrease July 29, 2025

Mike: "Bro that new girl Rebecca looking absolutely fine ngl".
Ben: "Yeah bro I bet her chromosomes line up nicely"
Ben: "Yeah bro I bet her chromosomes line up nicely"
by TomMoore May 17, 2021

A fictional object you tell a newbie or an obnoxious person you don't want around you, to go and obtain. Its purpose is very similar to a left-handed smoke bender or glass hammer.
John: You should let me bite you on Facebook! That vampire application is so fun...
Mike: Oh hey John can you do me a favor and get me 50 feet of shore line? It's all the way over there where I can't hear you.
John: Umm...I don't see it, let me go look for it.
Mike: Oh hey John can you do me a favor and get me 50 feet of shore line? It's all the way over there where I can't hear you.
John: Umm...I don't see it, let me go look for it.
by _method April 28, 2009

What a beaurcrat and/or politician does when the bottom line isn't in the right place, they just move it.
by Mondojava August 22, 2023
