saw-job

when a girl with braces gives a blow job but it cuts your dick

"A girl gave a saw-job last night hurt like a bitch"

by bongR3p@h December 05, 2009

blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 27, 2009

Shirt Job

When someone wraps a shirt around your penis and gives you a blowjob.

Hey did you get anywhere with her last night?

Yeah man she gave me a shirt job!

by The Golden Boys. August 26, 2010

K-Job

When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.

Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job

by BJ Hunter May 14, 2013

deer-job

A blow job from a deer.

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.

by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011

Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.

Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"

by Experience4life1 March 23, 2010

phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

by PDaniel February 03, 2011