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ass-sexual

A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.
My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.
by LivingLanguage May 17, 2016
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ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"
by jb923 January 29, 2018
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Ass Daddy

An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.
Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
by takasb January 13, 2017
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broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020
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Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry
Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass
by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020
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Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole
dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass
by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020
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Jet Ass

An uncontrollable case of diarrhea that just cannot be held in.
George got a bad case of jet ass after drinking too much prune juice.
by itsmeagainforjetasssame September 10, 2012
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