Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.

I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.

by Nabc February 24, 2024

humpafuak

A Jew with an IQ of five that eats Lego bricks

Joshua: that guy is a humpafuak
Bob: yea

by Mr. Garm December 1, 2023

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

by corub69 January 7, 2024

Humperdinked

Having your balls stomped on by midgets in stilettos while simultaneously receiving a golden shower from a man who is considered to be of gigantic stature.
(Term discovered while having an underground orgy with Prince Humperdink from The Princess Bride)

While having an intimate conversation with Prince Charming in a 60s conversation pit, it was discovered that he likes to be humperdinked.

by CrustyNutBucket January 7, 2024

Humpty Fuckty

The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).

Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.

Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…

by SaintBlue October 2, 2024

humplebottom

verb. When you accidentally eat a computer that has an owner that is very rich.

The man humplebottom the computer

by Full_F_Stuff December 4, 2024