Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.

When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.

by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021

Human soup

An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.

Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

the boys humans

a term of boys

the boys humans just nutted 30 times.

by xwxeds February 19, 2022

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.

Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.

by Zay_Man November 19, 2022

Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing

Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Human

Idiot

What a shitty world full of humans.

by shitt_hol December 3, 2020

Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch

by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021