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the human torch 

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
the human torch by echhi June 23, 2019
They are furries before evolving into a human
Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans
Pre-human by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Ohio Human Exchange 

Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!

Sexiest Human Alive 

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.
Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

The Human Snowman 

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body
Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.