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Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.
by bindr May 26, 2022
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person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
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Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it
After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming
by Nickly12 March 11, 2022
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Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(
Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.
by antenna1 March 12, 2022
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City Ham

City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.
"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"

"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
by DudeManBruhh March 16, 2022
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ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.
Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.
by ducknipples March 22, 2022
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Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
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