No finger February

Girls are not allowed to finger themselves all the month of February it’s just like no nit November but for girls

Wow girls must hate no finger February like guys hate no nut November

by Pizzaboy6942085 June 4, 2022

February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.

person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!

by anonymous December 10, 2021

February 7th

February 7th is "Punch your enemy day"

Enemy: What are you gonna do loser

Jimmy: its February 7th so I'm gonna punch you

by Quentina December 15, 2021

February 3

this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes

“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet

by Milf locater 69420 December 17, 2021

February 5th

Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.

It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.

by Fuzzy_Hedgehogs December 23, 2021

February 19th

National kiss your gf day
You gotta kiss your girlfriends, it is a rule

Bf: kisses gf
Gf: oh it is february 19th

by vlamme man December 30, 2021

February 5th

A date that really means April 26th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)

by Boxity April 2, 2022