Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Homo Erectus

A nickname that gay Musa and his gay boyfriends call each other whenever one of them has a boner.

Musa went to Lance’s house and Lance noticed that Musa has a boner for him. Lance also knew that Musa is gay and that Musa is gay for him, so he called Musa Homo Erectus.

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood

The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction

by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

nipplitis erectis

Nipplitis Erectis: The condition of having hard nipples

When I drink whiskey it goes straight to my nipples causing a case of nipplitis erectis

by sdavisjesussaveus March 31, 2024

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025