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Door

A door is made of wood. You can open and shut it
Hey bro can you shut the door?
Ok I will shut the door.
Thanks.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Door

Wdym, it’s a fuckin door, you don’t know what a door is, open, close, lock, unlock, what’s so hard to understand about a fucking door?
by Milk Bals January 24, 2022
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doorability

Refers to how sturdy yer swinging entrance/exit-flap is.
Tim Da Toolman built a new house in an attempt to prove how professional a handyman he was, but stuff kept falling off and coming loose right and left when it was being inspected afterwards, and so this showed that Tim had not actually done a very good job with his fitting and attaching; most likely the house's latches and hinges hadn't been secured very well, either, and so the doorability of those installations was probably questionable, also.
by QuacksO January 31, 2022
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doorb

Pick up that doorb and put it in the trash
by MIH Rocks December 8, 2021
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Door hub

When you have sex throught the door hole and it gets stuck and the dick has to be surgically removed
by Cichy club December 20, 2021
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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
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doorcock

Something that you said you were gonna look up for no reason
by anonymous January 3, 2022
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