dead dutchman 

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.

Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.

dead dutchman by 16wshouse March 20, 2016

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

dead cow passing by 4X4animals August 22, 2016

dead clam 

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

dead clam by PDXMike August 11, 2016

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.

Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.

Dead Horse Vibe by Starsnake May 29, 2016

dead franklin

Noun: an online cyberbully who creates multiple accounts in order to troll multiple people at once

My Facebook account isn't doing to well, I've got a dead franklin

dead franklin by Shady dave May 26, 2016

Dead Conch 

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

Dead Conch by Roast tut May 16, 2016

Dead batty 

When you look at a girls arse and its shit

Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g

Dead batty by ..Samgreenadale.. August 21, 2016