Beard

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.

Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

Beard agreement

An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)

Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.

by Redscar December 30, 2020

Beardie

The act of receiving oral pleasure from a bearded man

Hey how about you climb up here for a beardie

by Goddess and the slaveboy February 20, 2021

Beadle

The Beadle was found in 2004.

The Beadle is an it. No one scientifically knows the specific gender yet. The Beadle is a highly dangerous and strange creature. If you do meet the beadle, I suggest u run.

How to know if the beadle is around:
- growling
- spam notifications on any device
- creaky footsteps
- bad fish-like breath

Oh FUCK The Beadle is coming

Or
Can you PLEASE stop beadling around!
or
OH GOD NOT AGAIN PLEASE DONT START THE GAMES AGAIN PLEASE

by Steven Nolan March 4, 2021

Beardcocking

A man with nothing but a beard and a cock and all the confidence in the world.

She loves it when I Jump out of the shower beardcocking it all the way to the bed room like I'm on a good Sunday stroll.

by Redbeard270 January 17, 2021