August 27

national Cole day

Cole - "hey it's August 27th so therefor I can do anything I want today"

by anonymous June 23, 2022

August

Feminism month when girls/women can take pride in they're gender.

Man:"hey did you know that August is feminism month?"

Women:"That's great I can take pride and feel more safe and comfortable!"

by Jasmine sanie June 26, 2022

Aarushi

aarushi is dumb but very sweet

yes she's such an aarushi

by pussyexplosion July 3, 2022

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

auqustx

the editor ever

josh: oh em gee did you see auqustx’ new edit? it slays the house down!!
joshua: yes i did. can i go back to my family now? i’ve been in here for days

by Just joshing around July 6, 2022

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August 15

Ask your crush out for the new school year

Person 1: Should I ask Robert out today?
Person 2: Yes! It’s August 15 after all!

by DickandBallsinmybigfatvagina July 26, 2022