stoplight asshole 

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

stoplight asshole by potaytoes February 4, 2017

rhetorical asshole 

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.

Kyle is a rhetorical asshole.

rhetorical asshole by sweetazz June 27, 2017

sewer asshole 

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.

guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole

sewer asshole by zombie prepper August 10, 2017

refreshing asshole 

A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.

My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"

refreshing asshole by Budman911 October 27, 2017

caramel asshole 

A lightskin’s asshole. Even moreso if you eat caramel out of it.

I ate the freak out of Tori’s caramel asshole last night, bro.

caramel asshole by scr3wcigs December 9, 2017

narcastic asshole 

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.

“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”

narcastic asshole by Zig zags April 23, 2018

angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.

Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

angry asshole face by GrimCode May 2, 2018