When someone defecates on the penis of a sibling or cousin while getting anally penetrated, then the penis is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the penis onto the face of the receiver.
I gave Joanna a Kentucky Meat Shower last night after the drive in movie. I snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.
by Arcine February 9, 2014

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.
Usually done at a friend or relatives house.
Usually done at a friend or relatives house.
I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.
I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.
I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.
by z10370 November 8, 2009

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.
Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.
by RonLive October 27, 2010

Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!
by PeezyFaSheezy December 21, 2010

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
by Hempn March 2, 2010

When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose
I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.
Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day
Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day
by Alycat2457 September 6, 2012

by UnicornSex23 October 18, 2013
