Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

Sub-Human

A person that is so much of a fai,ure that they are a different, worse species.

You are a sub-human for reading this sentence.

by Dvaglbn Ocsocktua March 28, 2025

Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Humanity

Dean Winchester

Metatron : He's in love... with Humanity.

by TrashFangirlShipper August 24, 2017

Human Resources

To protect the company at all cost and not care about the employee at all

You should contact Human Resources

by xxxverifiedxxx September 11, 2023

Human

Verb; to human is when one interacts with other and puts stuff in their body known as food

Ima go be human for a second hold on...

by Monstrosity99 August 18, 2018

Human

Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.

Q: What is a human?

A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)

by Kamy A May 2, 2021