1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

200000,`1+++++++++++14

Another definition for 'hi', originally used by the cat coraline.

"Hello!"

"200000,`1+++++++++++14!"

by SirVee November 26, 2021

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

e^(1/e)

The value of a base, for which an exponential and logarithmic function will touch exactly once, at (e,e).

Professor: What is the value of the single-solution function and derivative simultaneous inverse problem for the level 3 arithmetic operator?
Student: It's e^(1/e)

by Reggie the edgy veggie January 26, 2022

Gregelations 1:23

‘ Ultimate tennis on ones wii shall not be classed as tennis ‘

Holly: Have you guys ever actually played tennis?
Greg: Ultimate tennis on the wii, it’s not exactly the same thing
Holly: Correct, as stated in Gregelations 1:23

by The DOAWK book of morals January 25, 2021

3-1 Lead

when your name is Ryan and you like the clippers

“Bruh that nigga is a 3-1 lead”
“Dawg ofc it’s a fucking ryan”

by lebumdum April 25, 2022

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018