scibide toilet

A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
by blurby April 21, 2024
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plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
by lil_birdy January 04, 2019
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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
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Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.
Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.
by Funnypants78 July 09, 2024
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Acorn Metal Toilet

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!
by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021
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Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
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Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.
The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.
by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019
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