two way adapter

A person of a bisexual persuasion.

I didn't know John was a two way adapter.

by Johnluvscrack April 17, 2017

two sided bitch

Fake friend/ Fake lil bitch

Maddy told me I could trust her, then the next day she told the whole school I had herpes, which was not true. That little two sided bitch, she better watch her back.

by Lulu, yes like the dog name. June 2, 2017

Two lil hotdogs

A camel toe or cat smile.

"Her pants so tight it look like she got two lil hotdogs."

by EwewewewEW June 17, 2017

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

by ISbit February 18, 2017

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016