Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

Russian abuse

The act of committing abuse against a Russian

You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!

by Veryangryrussianthatgothit July 26, 2020

beautiful russians

The girls that make you want to masterbate that pop up on the side of your screen occasionally

MMMMM THEM BEAUTIFUL RUSSIANS GOT SOME NICE TIDDIES

by Foofyfoff April 27, 2017

Russian pillow fight

Two Russians are going at each other until they see their brother wants to join in.

Do you have any plans tonight

“Russian pillow fight”…

by Owen daddy May 10, 2025

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024

Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.

1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.

by Stooojj May 3, 2013