Antarctic Nose Bag

When you take a child bag them in a Walmart bag, refrigerate them for 3 weeks then to stick their nose up your butt for 1 hour. Then to send them to your uncle’s house

Hey bro have you tried giving your cousin the Antarctic nose bag yet??

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell

I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did

by sharknoser December 28, 2020

nose

Something that moldy voldy does not have

Voldemort the villan in Harry Potter nose not have a nose because he does not deserve ONE or HAIR and he really needs to cut his crusty Roe nail🤮

by davdev December 30, 2020

Chilli up me nose

Chilli up your nose.

I have a chilli up me nose.

by anonymous January 2, 2021