Jordan

Jordan is not just a name for guys ya little dumbasses

Hot guy: Jordan is hot
Other guy: Dude r u gay??
Hot guy: Jordan’s can be girls too dumbass

by Keely Smith April 19, 2019

JORDAN

Jordan is a ugly ass short dumb bitch whos gay and spends all money on vbucks and likes little kids. Also has a small peenis and there moms are a bitch

Look at that Jordan spending his money on vbucks

by Dumbbitchbob September 21, 2020

Jordan Ross

A name given to someone of great power and influence

Greetings Jordan Ross

by The1OddOne March 8, 2024

Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.

Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch

by oneonetmk September 5, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.

Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!

by #JordanAndMeganForever December 12, 2018

Jordan Gellert

Super handsome. Wow very cool!

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.

by Vliney April 30, 2023

Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024