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January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023
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January 25

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**

*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*

**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!

**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.

**Scene 2: The Creation**

*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*

**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!

*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*

*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*

**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?

**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.

*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*

**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!

**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.

**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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January 28

The day an amazing person and boyfriend was born. He is funny sweet kind caring loving and so much moreeee! I loveeee uuuuuu 🥳👴❤️
On January 28 the best people are born!
by #bestieboo69 December 21, 2023
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January 6th journalists

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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January 15th

On January 15th, every Duolingo user has to get as much exp as possible.

if you dont have duolingo, January 15th is the perfect day to bully all your tall friends. like nobody cares if you can touch the top of the door frame jeremy 🙄.
dan: its January 15th bro...

tall kid: please tell me you have duolingo.
by milfeatroutr69 December 27, 2023
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Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed
changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1
by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023
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jeeting january

it’s jeeting january” -j’
by j’ January 1, 2024
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