corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

corn-eyed brown trout by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Beady Eyed Beta Manlet 

An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?

Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.

Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.

Beady Eyed Beta Manlet by shiv4m July 22, 2015

four eye

A person with glasses.

That four eye dude looks hot.

four eye by KosmosJ August 3, 2010

eyepad 

A serious illness which can effect the eyes due to excessive use of the Apple iPad. Symptoms typically include sore or light-sensitive eyes as well as blindness in the most severe cases.

Doctor: It seems you have a bad case of eyepad, I would recommend limiting yourself to two hours of iPad enjoyment a day!

eyepad by ThomasValli May 28, 2010

eyd

Enjoy your day

Person 1: It’s my birthday!
Person 2: Happy birthday, eyd

eyd by Kosm1c October 25, 2019

one-eyed viper

Male genatalia (duh)

Baby, why don't you kiss the one-eyed viper?

one-eyed viper by Greaseman March 27, 2003

one-eyed giant 

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

one-eyed giant by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003