a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.
sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.
by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009
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A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.
Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.
by JBA aka Outlaw May 26, 2011
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