Swamp Donkey

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.

you're a swamp donkey

by sswwaaughmpdongkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 14, 2003

donkey balls

my balls from behind when mooning someone

oh man look at his donkey balls

by josho80 October 25, 2007

donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick

"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"

by Pamjessar April 3, 2005

donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

Leave the donkey at the airport

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010

male swamp donkey

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.

Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!

by Blue Smurf 76 June 2, 2015

Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL June 6, 2011