When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.
"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"
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Get the akward boner mug."Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom
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Get the Insta-Boner mug.A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.
Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012
Get the Darling Boner mug.When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.
by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012
Get the Shrinkage Boner mug.when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.
mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
by imagrape March 29, 2012
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