goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018

pool boner

Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.

Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."

by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016

boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.

mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens

by imagrape March 29, 2012

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

boner sleeve

Slang term used to describe a condom.

Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?

Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.

by TMA-1 July 28, 2011

joy boner

The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.

Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday

by kangoulius May 12, 2015

reg boner

Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.

The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.

OMG there goes Mikey with another reg boner....

by IMightBeBatman June 4, 2013