Ass Turban 

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

Ass Turban by Melkevica January 8, 2011

ass suit 

someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit

Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there

ass suit by Nikita Majic January 25, 2011

Ass dirt 

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

Ass dirt by the lomondo September 2, 2013

Ass-Chicken 

Yellot (Quinn) Fitzhugh Hardcastle

QUINN, YOU STUPID ASS-CHICKEN

Ass-Chicken by FuriousGod Gift June 13, 2018

ass recoil 

when she walks and her ass bounces

friend 1: damn she got some mad ass recoil
friend 2: ong

ass recoil by cpsdgames July 17, 2022

ass vibrator 

I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.

Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.

ass vibrator by Anonymous July 26, 2003

ass jeans 

A type of girl denim jeans or pants that are especially favorable for showing the perfect curves of a girl's buttocks, usually pocketless. They can only be worn by some.

"Dude, did you see that chick's ass?"
"Yeah, girls should wear ass jeans more often."

ass jeans by Battalion_Stallion January 31, 2008