fat flabs

The flabs on the stomach or legs of a fat chick.

Justin: hey zack did you do you girlfriend last night.
Zack: no i couldn't find her vagina so i just grabbed two fat flabs and went at it.

by awz yea mang September 7, 2010

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fat loss

to take a major fall

Dude, i saw this woman take a fat loss on the stairs this morning.

by Pak2dogz October 27, 2007

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fat faming

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

by Hopkins21 March 23, 2019

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fat batty

The fattest of asses, ususally on a girl of cultural descent

Wow, that girl Falecia has a fat batty!

by Rnvd October 15, 2017

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Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010

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One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

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