by Pure heavy hard solid dude November 1, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.dylan is a person who try’s to act funny infront of his friends but on the inside he’s just a horny teenager who wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend. he also thinks that they are much taller than everyone when in reality they are literally 4”1. they are also very sexual
Girl 1- i really want a bf
Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.
by Concordia kids November 3, 2020
Get the dylan sun mug.He is a kind and cute boy who will give his life to you. He has the cutest brown hair and the warmest brown eyes. He will be your friend. (Unless you piss him off) He is a bit clumsy but has an amazing sense of humour. Being a bit clueless make him adorable.
Look Dylan is my best friend!
by Thvgk November 6, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.by Bigdylangay November 6, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is an ugly nonce that normally kidnaps little kids between the ages 3-14. He is really hideous and doesn’t have many friends. You shouldn’t get on the bad side of him he will completely fuck you up.
No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
Dylan is a nonce!
by Habechl November 8, 2020
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