Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance

I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.

by Alice Underware May 31, 2018

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Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

Get on your knees and suck my shorts!

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022

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National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

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it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone

It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time

by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022

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sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.

Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.

by LunaBearRuns October 22, 2010

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