P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”
by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024
by Sidnelobster August 08, 2014
Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”
by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020
by exposer456 December 14, 2021
A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
by MartinezJnr22 January 06, 2015
When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022
1. A truly one of a kind type of person. 2. Someone who is so different from everyone else that their differences stand out openly. 3. A rare breed of being.
by New Borne February 25, 2018