cash toilet

A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.

A: Yo, your car's empty.

B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!

by man.dovvn June 10, 2008

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

Code for marijuana used by drug-using youth to hide their actions from parental/guardian figures.

Bro, did you see the new Skibidi Toilet that just dropped? its sick af!

by NotTheHampterCultLeader February 18, 2024

Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services

You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being a disabled toilet whore

by Jumpercable March 20, 2025

Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking

damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!

by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020