To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
by theDunson January 24, 2019
Get the Two check sandwich mug.After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.
by The Bruces February 6, 2023
Get the defrosting two freezers mug.When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
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“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”
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“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”
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“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
by Befarnajo July 9, 2023
Get the Two mothers’ chimneys mug.To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
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They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
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They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
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The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012
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