Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread

Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!

by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022

loud and potentially surprising sound effect

A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that

Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

Gucci Surprise

Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"

Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.

by Hogpoo January 19, 2021

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise

Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021