Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.

by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

UCRCIC Tenor Special

When you mix your cocaine with a dose of finely ground coffee and a healthy mix of depression

"The gathering was only OK but then we did a couple lines of UCRCIC Tenor Special in the Library and now its a real lit time"

by Shimmy Ya Bish December 11, 2018

mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

Hilton Head Special

To slam 5 Bahama Mamas and get kicked out of a Starbucks

Hey man! Ill take a Hilton Head Special!

by davyjones01 October 29, 2018

Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.

US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.

by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018

2 Hour Special

When you buy a game on steam, play it for just under 2 hours and return it because it's most likely a shit game and you get bored easily.

Brian: "Hey! We should try this game!"

Tyler: "It's shit"

Chris: "Ya, but 2 hour special! "

by Jason Cerna July 14, 2018

The Hardy Boys Special

When two homies decide to engage in oral sex and the recipient eats a can of Vienna sausage.

"Hey, babe, I thought we should do something special tonight."

"What's with the can of Vienna sausages?"

"We're gonna do The Hardy Boys Special."

by DumbledoreMcWizard July 15, 2019