Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.

Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.

by ApeNation October 2, 2022

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 4, 2022

Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 18, 2022

Russian Rollett

A type of game with guns, where every person only gets one bullet. You either shoot an obstacle or someone(do not try wth real gun).

Let’s play Russian rollett !

by Beautiful sunshine May 31, 2018

The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023