September 1st

on September the 1st specifically at 1:47am if you ask a girl out at this time and she says yes you are instantly bonded FOR LIFE and you will love each other forever there is no way around it!!!

boy(on September 1st at 1:47am): hey do you wanna go out?

girl: oh my god yes and its September 1st at 1:47am?! that means we will together and love each other forever!!!

boy: i know babe <3

by grogger12 April 30, 2020

September

September is, factually, the best of the 12 months in a gregorian calendar.
The month of September is known to be the best and most radical month, because in the same span of 30 days, people try to make the best out of the last days of summer (The Area 51 raid is an example) and know new people or have fun again with their pals at school without worrying about grades.

This september is going to be epic.

by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020

September 2nd

September 2nd is the day we’re anyone called Joey, Micheal, will, Alfie or Ayyan have to be nice to Thomas and realises how good of a friend he is because he still sticks with you shit heads

On September 2nd you have to be nice to Thomas

by Real Irish Potato August 31, 2020

September 1

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September

Just don't simp and you will be fine

P1: Bro why are you simping? You know it's No simp September.
P2: Fuck man I forgot. I hope you and the boy's will let me back in?

by :L e August 31, 2020

September 1st

NATIONAL MUSICAL.LY DAYYY!!

AYO! It’s September 1st you know what that means right?
TIME TO MAKE MUSICAL.LYS

by Hdhshsnsksksmsbshsh September 1, 2020

Sebtember 1st

This is the Day we make musicallys instead of tik tok’s

1 girl: Hey Emily are you going to post a new tik tok

2 girl: nah it’s sebtember 1st so im going to post a musically

by Ava32 September 1, 2020