Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
Get the Blobby Trollsmug. An ugly skanky chick who hides under your bed and fucks your boyfriend when you leave and go to work.
by Thequeen2018 January 9, 2018
Get the Trollmug. A funni stickfigure who loves pranking people and making life hacks involving magnets and time machines.
by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021
Get the Troll Facemug. You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You have probably been told
'Don't reply to this guy
He is just getting a rise out of you'
Yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play!
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying,
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!
— "You've been Trolled" by Antony C (sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest")
You've been trolled
You have probably been told
'Don't reply to this guy
He is just getting a rise out of you'
Yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play!
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying,
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!
— "You've been Trolled" by Antony C (sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest")
by anonymous July 10, 2024
Get the Trollmug. I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.
by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019
Get the troll foodmug. X360 Leon
X360 Leon is a troll because he creates many threads a day on the Call Of Duty World At War forum. In one day he created three threads.
by DC Josh April 25, 2009
Get the Trollmug.