Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

single look

A man,s or woman,s state of that it has become first of all, with a single look of the visitor spouse of, now it is wearing, already now described, mainly for the good behavior mixed with its beauty, and so a described person, is going to be loved for that good manner, by .

It is I and it was, now you have seen, Ton, my single look, husband!

by man!? August 22, 2017

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Looking good in the neighborhood

U have long hair and the beard that u bit for years giving u a primitive dom look and even recently confessed that Cameron Diaz is the most attractive actress in the wrld and u just worked up the confidence to feel the need to tell everyone on a Snapchat story that your ”looking good in the neighborhood”

I’m looking good, I’m looking good in the neighborhood

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 1, 2025

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

Fredo Frog looking Fuck

Someone obnoxiously ugly who is being rude to you

Person 1 - Woah watch we're you're walking you inconsiderate bloke
Person 2 - Shut up you fredo frog looking fuck I'll walk where I want

by flatbushzombie October 12, 2021

lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.

Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol

by sixpackslim July 16, 2025