jezzy

A thing / A thing for someone or something

I have a jezzy for brunettes.
Don't have any jezzy business with Sophie
I thought we were bros but instead, you have a jezzy for my sister

by 12 years its a trophy drought May 31, 2017

Jizzback

Whyen you see a girl that is soooo hot that you would just completely explode in wetness at the sight of her but you can't. So instead you just merely have the same feeling but keeping the jizz back...
hence Jizzback!

Jake: omg that girl is so fit!
Chip: JIZZBACK!
Jake: yeah totally man.

by Chipster22 May 17, 2010

Jizz Jam

The act of placing ones hand over an ejaculating penis forcing the ejaculate back in.

Damn, that bitch Jizz Jammed me last night!

by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

by Bluntsfordays February 28, 2016

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Chin Jizz

The term given when one appears to have sperm on the lower region of their face; the chin.

"Woah man, that chick had SERIOUS chin jizz!"
"I know man, that guy must of EXPLODED!"

by Lozman July 30, 2006