human

The thing that created Urban Dictionary

You are a human!

by stefan1508 August 5, 2020

human dip

Semen

Eat my human dip

by Dick ass bitch fag November 10, 2017

human factors engineering

i) the process and effects of intentionally playing on a persons attributes to achieve a goal, either directly or indirectly.

I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering

by cybayob February 4, 2004

human trafficking

the act of buying humans

jesse pinkman should have invested in human trafficking

by puppetboi124 June 14, 2022

Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.

(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023

Human

Assholes with shitty listening skills

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.

by *creative name* June 3, 2018

waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.

“Zane is a fuckin’ waste of human space.”

by Pastahat December 23, 2017