Hagov

1- Hangover but written by retards.

2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.

1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."

2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")

by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025

Hagleslag

Getting a Cleveland steamer from a constipated partner, small rabbit like droppings covering the recievers torso.

Barbara was off her prune juice and tried to shit on my chest, it peppered my man tits like ball bearings. I got a hagleslag

by LimpBrisket August 8, 2025

Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

The Hagerstown Shit Smearer strikes again!

by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025

Hagmaxing

Women who are married to people who are called bob.

Bob's wife Hagmaxing hard.

by Slade W September 13, 2025

hago

What edgy British teens use to tell their friends happy birthday on their Snapchat story.

@J2CharvaFam hago lad 🔥

by 780ti September 27, 2025

Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

Haggis

A small little Scottish creature that gets eaten in Burns Night.

“Hey are you coming over for burns night?”

“Yeah I need to be there to stab the haggis”

by Fuckthe January 16, 2026