Who eat carrots 

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

Who eat carrots by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021

National Eat your Cum Day 

Bored? Eat your cum! June 12th is the perfect day to eat your cum so start eating!

Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day"
Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j

National Eat your Cum Day by RianeCraft June 12, 2021

Go eat paper 

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

Go eat paper by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

National eat coochie month 

Starts jan 1st at the time any clock strikes 12!! GET YO HEAD BETWEEN SOME THIGHS FOR GOOD LUCK ALL YEAR!

Omg! I didn’t eat autumn’s coochie on Jan 1st on national eat coochie month, my whole year is gonna be horrible

National eat coochie month by Doyleily December 28, 2021

National Eat Ren’s Ass Day 

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

National Eat Ren’s Ass Day by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

Big enough to eat hay 

A person who is morbidly obese.

That woman is so fat, she's big enough to eat hay.

Big enough to eat hay by max schnell April 5, 2010

suck my dick and eat it up my ass 

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

suck my dick and eat it up my ass by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017