Atomic Donkey Punch

The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.

by Rodney May 05, 2005

Swamp Donkey

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.

you're a swamp donkey

by sswwaaughmpdongkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 14, 2003

donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick

"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"

by Pamjessar April 04, 2005

donkey balls

my balls from behind when mooning someone

oh man look at his donkey balls

by josho80 October 09, 2007

donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 06, 2008

Leave the donkey at the airport

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

by Stump Merrill June 22, 2010

Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL May 12, 2011