smell yo dick

The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.

"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."

smell yo dick by Katelyn H December 29, 2007

dickslut 

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)

Sam is a dirty dickslut

dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

Piss Dick 

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.

I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.

Piss Dick by angrymidget January 28, 2011

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute 

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.

Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute by Tawney May 14, 2005

dick-all 

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

dick-all by keyshaw June 10, 2004

on the phone with dick 

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

on the phone with dick by Warthog April 20, 2005

dicksco 

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.

You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.

dicksco by gregben June 5, 2021