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Judeo-Christian values

A buzzword used by watered-down pussy right-wingers (like Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, or all of Fox News, for example) trying to appeal to arrogant self-described "centrists" or "center-rightists", and which is understood by non-anti-religious conservatarians as meaning enlightenment values like free speech, and by Bible thumper rednecks as not letting'em gays hold hands. The main reason this buzzword gets used is because it can appeal to both of these demographics (which are this phrase's main target audiences), by meaning wildly different things to wildly different people. The reason these very different groups (sometimes) serve as audience for the same talking heads (Ben Shapiro et al) is that they both hate the authoritarian SJWs, albeitly for different reasons, and people will sometimes group by the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
Jordan Peterson or whatever : Western Civilisation is based on Judeo-Christian values.

SJW: "Judeo-Christian values" is a RAYCIST dogwhistle!
Normal person: Western Civilisation is based on Enlightenment values, because people in Europe stopped thinking of the (Christian) church as infallible sometime during the Renaissance, leading to technological advancement. Also Judaism was insignificant in the Europe of this time, when compared with Christianity.
Donald Trump or whatever: There is an attack, there is an attack, on Judeo-Christian values. And how tremendous... There is a tremendous attack, there is.
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Someone who celebrates Christmas. In the broad scope of modern day America, anyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday by exchanging presents or putting up any form of Christmas decorations, is a Christian. To a lesser degree, anyone who celebrates Easter by boiling, coloring, or hunting for Easter eggs, can also consider themselves Christian.
People who celebrate Christmas, Santa Claus, Easter, or the Easter Bunny, in any way, are Christians.
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A strong woman who can be trusted and relied on to no end. She puts up with people assuming she is a guy simply because of her name and politely accepts the assumption repeated times. She is quick to trust others and is shy at first but will open up once she feels comfortable around a person or a group. She can be an effective leader if given the right tasks to lead and a bit of encouragement. She is a faithful girlfriend who will love you until you hurt her beyond repair, and even then will remain someone you could rely on as a friend. You can tell your secrets to her because she is happy to listen and offer whatever advice she has. She is a shoulder to cry on and it takes a lot to make her not like you. She is funny, smart, and pretty. Any guy who can capture her attention and her heart will have gained an amazing girl who would never try to hurt him and will happily ive many second chances. He should be thankful and treat her the way she deserves.
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Friend: "What is her name?"
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