Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding

Brandon is a dodo bird you get it

by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024

Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!

Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂

by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Brandon and juliana

The couple that should’ve made it but problems occurred, they come back tg three times a year and Brandon can just never let her go and wishes juliana would just stay with him but it’s not possible sadly

Brandon and juliana were perfect… what happened? Juliana wanted something else

by Cuddlybroguy July 5, 2024

Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.

That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.

by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024