Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .
I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.
by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019
Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.
Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."
by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016
by Kjman February 16, 2015
Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?
Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.
Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.
by TMA-1 July 28, 2011
The extreme awe you experience after seeing Pete Townshend of The Who do his signature Powerslide. This is normally accompanied by a raging boner.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Pete Townshend do that amazing powerslide?
Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.
by Xxxyzyz2 April 07, 2011
Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday
by kangoulius May 11, 2015
I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.
Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner
Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner
by yaboytofu September 27, 2015